The Unofficial Jedi News (Tabloid)

[Lord Zairon]

MORE NEWS!! While millions died of the Yuuzhan Vong attack, countless people asked "Where are the Jedi?" The natives begged for Jedi help that didn't arrive in time! And where were the Jedi, well we found Nick playing with a remote controlled car having a good time as millions died!

Millions die while Jedi have fun!

[jaelxaden]

LOL glad they don't catch me doing such silly things

[Lord Zairon]

*points to first page* No, but we DID catch you making out with an unknown boyfriend.

[jaelxaden]

No you caught an unknown guy kissing me much to my shock and horror! Though now that I think about it...he was an excellent kisser